Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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