yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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