The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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