WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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