just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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