If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
this just has baby written all over it
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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