OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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