I CAN MOONWALK!
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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