I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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