No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
He better not be in your backpack
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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