He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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