'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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