I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
Randomize
