Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I came so hard my ears popped.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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