Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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