The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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