You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Randomize
