Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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