In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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