Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Randomize
