The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
