I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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