so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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