You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
