I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Randomize
