tell your sister to shave her snatch
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
Randomize
