did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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