DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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