Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Randomize
