just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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