She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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