I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
