her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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