U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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