dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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