i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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