She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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