soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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