do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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