if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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