Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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