I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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