do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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