this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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