Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
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