If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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