sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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