Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
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