Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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