Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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